Are you running out of great Christmas gift ideas for your son or daughter’s elementary school teacher? Do you feel like you’re running out of time? Ho’, ho’, ho’ my friends worry and they don’t worry anymore. Santa Claus is here to bring you my best list of edible gifts for the holidays. Why edible gift ideas you ask?
Edible gifts are liked by everyone, especially desserts, sweets and treats of all kinds. Also, with the economy the way it is, my elves and I had to think of other ideas to get through this holiday season. I hope everyone understands. And we can’t afford to waste big, expensive gifts just in case the teachers don’t like them. And who doesn’t like sweets? Sweets are synonymous with holidays, right? That’s another reason I’m suggesting candy and treat gifts. So without further ado here is the list, right here. Wait a second. I thought I had it. Oh, excuse me for a second. I have to call my main assistant elf on my cell phone to bring it to me. I’ll be right back!
(5 minutes later)
I can be so distracted during this time of year. You know I have many things on my mind. And at the moment gifts for elementary teachers are on my mind, so here is my list. Just be prepared, you might get hungry. Oh let’s see here.
1. Chocolate Covered Popcorn in a Decorative Tin: So teachers can nibble on something tasty while grading their little ones’ papers, or sneak it into the theater so they don’t have to pay the high prices. I mean (clearing his throat and coughing) wait until they get home from the movies.
2. Chocolate Covered Apples and Caramel Apples: Oh, it reminds me of my summer vacation at Coney Island on the boardwalk.
3. Decorative Cookie Jar Cookies: This is how you’ll always see it on your desk and remember who gave you this great gift all year long. Then maybe they will give your child a better grade. I mean (clearing throat and coughing again) one of his delicious cookies.
4. Rice Krispies Treats Decorated in Different Shapes: These can also be covered in chocolate and frosting. I can see myself gaining a few extra pounds already. Maybe there are diet rice krispies treats.
5. A desktop Gumball machine or M&M machine: NOT for the classroom, of course, but to enjoy at home.
6. A Cookie Bouquet (cookie pops): They come decorated in different shapes and styles. They are delicious and put a twist on normal flower bouquets. I once tried one in a house where I left some gifts. Ok, I didn’t eat it, I just looked at it. Maybe I took a bite. OK, I ate everything. How else am I supposed to keep my Santa shape?
7. Candy Message in a Holiday Mug: You can create your own personalized message on chocolate lollipops and then choose the mug for them so they can drink coffee and stay awake for grading tests and reports.
8. Giant Holiday Decorated Fortune Cookie With Christmas Fortune: I think I saw this idea while working in China, can’t remember, but either way, these are some of the coolest cookies you’ll find. It’s very unique and different and that’s why I like it.
9. Chocolate Covered Pretzels in a Decorative Cup: Sweet and savory together smothered in frosting and yummy toppings. You know, sometimes I feel salty when I don’t eat something sweet for a long time.
10. Lollipop Bouquet: Maybe he or she can reward students for getting good grades or grades.
Well, there you have it folks, the top 10 edible Christmas gift ideas for elementary school teachers from Santa. It can be hard to find some of these in stores, so I recommend looking online. That’s what I may need to do this year with all the work I have left to do. Then my reindeer won’t have to work so hard. Merry Christmas to all!
